This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
14 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
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2002-07-14 00:00:00 |
Counterfiet Confessional |
| On this date 1972 FRB did something that no practicing cathiloc would do he entered the confessional as yes a priest! This afternoon FRB had gone to a very fine costume store and gotten himself a fine imitation priest outfit. Then entering the vacant church he turned around the sign that said confessional closed to that of confessional open. Then he entered the priests side and sat and waited for the people to enter and pour their hearts to him. Slowly people entered the confessional and FRB began hearing many of the very same things that he had accomplished in his life and never had he considered any of those things a sin, hmmmmm. Well anyway, among some of FRB's more commical redemption suggestions were as follows, "drink one quart of Mr. Clean", "never eat Big Macs again", and the classic "you know there's only one way, bullet, rope, running bath, take your pick." |
