This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
16 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
| frb |
2002-07-16 00:00:00 |
Get Naked Day |
| On this date 1976 FRB decides to celebrate the day by awaking nakede naked and staying that way all day. There doesn't appear to be any logic to this desicion except that FRB claims he just wants to feel free and liberated. Nothing like waking up showering and not having to worry about wardrobe. Although there is a little problem on the freeway with traffic sometimes becoming jammed up to look at our naked friend, he nevertheless saunters off to work. There he is ready to discuss editing of his latest cartoon project. The production staff is mildly amused at FRB's nudity but go on with the meeting anyway. Upon eating lunch, FRB overhears some female workers grumbling about his lack of etiquette, whereupon FRB rises and swings his thing around for a couple of lassos, this sends them shrieking towards the exit. Back to work FRB goes until the end of the day. After work FRB stops by the local Chinese restaurant to get some take out whereupon several oriental women are giggling over our naked friend, yes these women surely known a white stud whenthey see one. Onward home FRB sits down cracks open a Molson and digs into his food. Nothing beats a liberating mael without clothing, for tommorrow the dull, constricted world of clothing would take over once more. |
