This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
18 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
| frb |
2002-07-18 00:00:00 |
The Joust |
| On this date in year of King Arthur, FRB enters a jousting tourney to have the oppurtunity to take home the prized virgin offered up by the local village. FRB is not among the favorites as many of Arthur's knights of the roundtable have entered the competition so FRB is not given much of a chance. After getting a look at the prized virgin though, FRB is convinced he must win. Mounting his horse called " Darkness" because of its black coat, FRB takes up his joust and prepares for battle. Through the first few rounds FRB suprisingly is having no trouble getting rid of his competition with great riding a quick timing with his joust. Upon arriving at the final FRB is to take on Sir Lancelot, the ultimate fighting machine for King Arthur. The two approach each other and began to race towards each other, Lancelot gets in a terriffic whack with the old ball and chain but FRB shows incredible balance on stays mounted on Darkness. Turning around Lancelot is still somewhat stunned the FRB had survived this hit, meanwhile FRB takes advantage of Lancelot's doubt and quickly dismounts the great warrior with a spear to the mid-section. Then FRB promptly salutes Arthur and takes home his virgin in an attempt to mount her! |
