This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
22 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
| frb |
2002-07-22 00:00:00 |
40 Days and 40 Nights |
| On this date 1983 FRB decided to follow the example of the prophet Jesus and wander in the desert for 40 days and nights to contemplate life. Like Jesus FRB would take no food nor water and would see if he could find food for his soul to nourish him through this trying time. Unfortuneatly for FRB contemplating took patience and a certain mindset, niether which FRB seemed to possess at this point, the days were bareable in the Sahara because FRB enjoyed the extreme heat and had a different type of system to handle persperation. The nights though were cold and dark and many creatures hunted at night which did not go over well with FRB. He ended up sucking water from a cactus (so you can say he sucked a prick) and attempted to eat fruits that grew with certain flowers. There seemed to be no enlightenment on the way for FRB when suddenly a vision of Jesus came before him saying " my son, your trial here is an insult to my own spirituality, be what you are not what others want you to be and for god's sake enough with the cactus!" |
