This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
26 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
| frb |
2002-07-26 00:00:00 |
FRB Stripper |
| On this night 1998 FRB breaks out the hot oil and the dance floor moves, because he is on tour with the Chipendale Dancers and on this night they are in Chicago! Yes FRB always wanted a chance to be a Chippendale and have women fawn over him and feel his body as though he was a Greek god brought down upon this earth to pleasure women. FRB was even happier that he could now once again don his ostrich pants, these babys were hot. On with bow take and out into the spotlight. As luck would have it there were three bridal partys in the hotel that evening and FRB made out like a bandit, some of his moves, particularily the one he named "The Package" actually sent some women into near shock. At the end of this 4 hour night FRB had made $1,026.00, not bad for a first timer. The tour continued on for three more cities and then FRB left, his fantasy complete, his ostrich pants back in the closet. Until next time, of course. |
