This Day in FRB History
FRB's distorted view of actual and made up events
27 July 2010
| Poster | Time | Subject |
| frb |
2002-07-27 00:00:00 |
The Celibate |
| On this date 1988 FRB once again found himself onthe front page of a tabloid, something about him having a secret affair with a 17 year cover model from Revlon. Truth aside, FRB was disgusted with having his sexual exploits printed about and even discussed on radio talk shows, this was the dual problem about being in the public eye, having a brain and not giving a shit. But I digress as FRB vows to his friends in the public forums that he would now become celebate for a period of uncertain time. The media and even friends of FRB doubted the sincerity of this promise because it involved sex, a passion FRB had become addicted to since his rise to fame in cartoon land. FRB though was a determined man and although the first fews days were difficult he learned through time to suppress his appetite for women. Three and one half months passed and now there were many believers in this new character FRB had shown, for FRB it was sweet revenge and even a little self satisfaction with containing is own ego. To celebrate the monumentous occassion FRB had a giant Roman orgy at his place and then flew off to Amsterdam for a little window shopping. After three and one half months FRB was not inclined to look at his fist no mo'! |
